CAST
SORROW
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: 40-ISH
GENDER: FEMALE
PROXIMITY: BOULDER, COLORADO
RACE: WHITE
SEXUALITY: HETERO
CHILDREN: SORROW’S CHILD
RELIGION: WICCA
OCCUPATION: ECO-FEMINIST, ABORTIONIST
MASCOT: WOLF
ZODIAC SIGN: ARIES
MOTTO: DO SOMETHING TODAY YOUR FUTURE SELF WILL THANK YOU FOR (LUNA BAR)
FUN FACT: WITH YOUR LONG BLONDE HAIR AND YOUR EYES OF BLUE, THE ONLY THING I EVER GOT FROM YOU WAS SORROW, SORROW.
SORROWS CHILD
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: 4 GOING ON 14
GENDER: FEMALE
PROXIMITY: INTO THE WILD
RACE: MIXED
SEXUALITY: BUDDING
CHILDREN: IMAGINARY FRIEND
RELIGION: PAGAN POETRY
OCCUPATION: PLAYING, WILDING, WEEPING
MOTTO: GOD BLESS THE CHILD THAT’S GOT ITS OWN
MASCOT: HUMAN
ZODIAC SIGN: SAGGITARIUS
FUN FACT: SORROWS CHILD WEEPS NOT FOR WHAT IS PAST, BUT ALL THE PASTS STILL YET TO COME.
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: 16
GENDER: FEMALE
PROXIMITY: TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCE, NEW MEXICO
RACE: BLACK
SEXUALITY: YES
RELIGION: YES
CHILDREN: ONE IN THE OVEN
OCCUPATION: PAGEANT QUEEN
MASCOT: LADY LIBERTY
ZODIAC SIGN: LIBRA
MOTTO: GOOD LUCK GENTLEMEN!
NOTE: RESEARCH ON CLAUDETTE COLVIN
MS. PEACE IN THE US!
CANDY APPLE GREY
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: POST-MENOPAUSAL
GENDER: FEMALE
PROXIMITY: UTAH, SALT LAKE CITY
RACE: WHITE
CHILDREN: (ESTRANGED) JANIS GREY (DENTAL HYGENIST) JIMI GREY (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) & PATTI GREY (FULLTIME MOM)
SEXUALITY: BORN-AGAIN LESBIAN
RELIGION: BORN AGAIN BUDDHIST
OCCUPATION: ART TEACHER/ THERAPIST/ DOULA
MASCOT: HORSES, HORSES, HORSES, HORSES
ZODIAC SIGN: AQUARIOUS
FUN FACT: SHE OWNS A WHITE STALLION CALLED “GO RIMBAUD”
NOTE: SHE FLOATED AWAY AND SHE FLOATED AWAY/ SHE LIFTER HER ARMS AND SHE FLOATED AWAY/SHE DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THE OTHER GIRLS SAY/SHE LIFTED HER ARMS AND SHE FLOATED AWAY
HI BUTFL
VITAL STATISTICS
AGE: TWENTYSOMETHING
GENDER: QUEER
PROXIMITY: SAN FRANCISCO
RACE: ASIAN (KOREAN)
SEXUALITY: PANSEXUAL
CHILDREN: BABY BUTFL
RELIGION: THEOSOPHY
OCCUPATION: TRANSACTIVIST
MASCOT: BUTTERFLY/TIGER
ZODIAC SIGN: ALL OF THE ABOVE
MOTTO: I’M WITH HER