CAST

 

SORROW

VITAL STATISTICS

AGE: 40-ISH

GENDER: FEMALE

PROXIMITY: BOULDER, COLORADO

RACE: WHITE

SEXUALITY: HETERO

CHILDREN: SORROW’S CHILD

RELIGION: WICCA

OCCUPATION: ECO-FEMINIST, ABORTIONIST

SPIRIT ANIMAL: WOLF

ZODIAC SIGN: ARIES

MOTTO: DO SOMETHING TODAY YOUR FUTURE SELF WILL THANK YOU FOR (LUNA BAR)

FUN FACT: WITH YOUR LONG BLONDE HAIR AND YOUR EYES OF BLUE, THE ONLY THING I EVER GOT FROM YOU WAS SORROW, SORROW.

SORROWLORI MILLER BARRETT
 

SORROWS CHILD

VITAL STATISTICS

AGE: 4 GOING ON 14

GENDER: FEMALE

PROXIMITY: INTO THE WILD

RACE: MIXED

SEXUALITY: BUDDING

CHILDREN: IMAGINARY FRIEND

RELIGION: PAGAN POETRY

OCCUPATION: PLAYING, WILDING, WEEPING

MOTTO: GOD BLESS THE CHILD THAT’S GOT ITS OWN

SPIRIT ANIMAL: HUMAN

ZODIAC SIGN: SAGGITARIUS

FUN FACT: SORROWS CHILD WEEPS NOT FOR WHAT IS PAST, BUT ALL THE PASTS STILL YET TO COME.

SORROWS CHILDMAYA DRU
 

VITAL STATISTICS

AGE: 16

GENDER: FEMALE

PROXIMITY: TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCE, NEW MEXICO

RACE: BLACK

SEXUALITY: YES

RELIGION: YES

CHILDREN: ONE IN THE OVEN

OCCUPATION: PAGEANT QUEEN

SPIRIT ANIMAL: LADY LIBERTY

ZODIAC SIGN: LIBRA

MOTTO: GOOD LUCK GENTLEMEN!

NOTE: RESEARCH ON CLAUDETTE COLVIN

MS. PEACE IN THE US!

MS. PEACE IN THE US!STELLA BINION
 

CANDY APPLE GREY

VITAL STATISTICS

AGE: POST-MENOPAUSAL

GENDER: FEMALE

PROXIMITY: UTAH, SALT LAKE CITY

RACE: WHITE

CHILDREN: (ESTRANGED) JANIS GREY (DENTAL HYGENIST) JIMI GREY (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) & PATTI GREY (FULLTIME MOM)

SEXUALITY: BORN-AGAIN LESBIAN

RELIGION: BORN AGAIN BUDDHIST

OCCUPATION: ART TEACHER/ THERAPIST/ DOULA

SPIRIT ANIMAL: HORSES, HORSES, HORSES, HORSES

ZODIAC SIGN: AQUARIOUS

FUN FACT: SHE OWNS A WHITE STALLION CALLED “GO RIMBAUD”

NOTE: SHE FLOATED AWAY AND SHE FLOATED AWAY/ SHE LIFTER HER ARMS AND SHE FLOATED AWAY/SHE DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THE OTHER GIRLS SAY/SHE LIFTED HER ARMS AND SHE FLOATED AWAY

CANDY APPLE GREYDANA MAJOR
 

HI BUTFL

VITAL STATISTICS

AGE: TWENTYSOMETHING

GENDER: QUEER

PROXIMITY: SAN FRANCISCO

RACE: ASIAN (KOREAN)

SEXUALITY: PANSEXUAL

CHILDREN: BABY BUTFL

RELIGION: THEOSOPHY

OCCUPATION: TRANSACTIVIST

SPIRIT ANIMAL: SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, TIGER MOM

ZODIAC SIGN: ALL OF THE ABOVE

MOTTO: I’M WITH HER

HI BUTFLARAM HAN SIFUENTES
 

HELLA KITTY

VITAL STATISTICS

AGE: 14

GENDER: YOUNG-GIRL

PROXIMITY: HOLLYWOOD

RACE: BI-RACIAL

SEXUALITY: BI-CURIOUS

RELIGION: DIS-BELIEBER

OCCUPATION: POPSTAR

SPIRIT ANIMAL: PUSS-IN-BOOTS

ZODIAC SIGN: LEO

MOTTO: I LOVE I, LIKE KITTY LOVES KITTY.