HATORADE RETROGRADE
THE MUSICAL
Imagine this Garden of Earthly Delight in the year 2069:
The 21st Century was a tumultuous time in the Divided States of America. The YUGE WAR raged on. A costly MARS race bankrupted NASA and paved the way for privatization of the red planet. The WAR ON SCIENCE left the educated masses stranded in detention centers on the Canadian border. Epidemics of preventable diseases – measles, smallpox, Ebola, and polio – ravaged an unvaccinated population. Ultimately, the MONTSANTO FAMINE drove the union apart.
After the collapse, the state of California seceded, only to break in two. SOCAL, “The Glamour State,” and NOCAL “The Silicon State,” bailed out by an elite tech consortium.
Nestled like a pill in a blister pack, San Francisco now sits beneath OVUM, a crystalline hi-tech incubator. Environmental bulwark and buoy on rising seas. Inter- planetary port. Monument and mindset, OVUM connects with all initiated to provide to eat to drink to work to sleep to play to pray. The city is Vatican to the Church of Jobs Creationism. The four horsemen of the singularity – Saint Branson, Saint Bezos, Saint Zuck, Saint Elon – spread their gospel:
“It's insurance of life as we know it, and it makes the future far more inspiring if we are out there among the stars and you could move to another planet if you wanted to.”
INTRO:
SAM_AI_AM’S THEME: PRYOR MIX
IN WHICH SAM SETS THE SCENE AND INTRODUCES THEMSELF: "I'M NON-HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES."
SCENE 1: (OVUM)
IN WHICH XOCHILL HAPPENS UPON DARWIINA’S LAB IN THE SECRET CORRIDORS OF THE MINISTRY OF STARS.
DARWIINA’S THEME: UNIVERSE MIX
SCENE 2: (OVUM/PNEU BAY)
IN WHICH XOCHILL AND SAM_AI_AM HAVE A HEART TO HEART BEFORE THEY ESCAPE OVUM AND MEET MINIMAXI (AKA THE UNION OF CURIOUS SCIENTISTS) WHO KNOW WHAT’S UP WITH DARWIINA AND THE M(O)USKANAUTS.
MINIMAXI’S THEME: SCIENCE MIX
SCENE 3: (PNEU BAY MANOR)
IN WHICH SAM_AI_AM TRAVELS WITH MINIMAXI TO PNEU BAY MANOR WHERE THEY LIVE WITH XIMIX.
XIMIX’ THEME: GLAM MIX
SCENE 4: (SPLIT SCREEN INTERMEZZO: PNEU/OVUM)
IN WHICH XIMIX STEALS AWAY SAM_AI_AM AND ABANDONS MINIMAXI.
MEANWHILE XOCHILL RE-ENTERS OVUM TO RESCUE DARWIINA.
XOCHILL’S THEME: PARTY MIX (RESCUE EDIT)
SCENE 5: (NOLAND)
IN WHICH XIMIX IS CAPTURED BY PALOMA AND THEY TRAVEL THROUGH THE MELODIC WOODS TO BOLAND.
PALOMA’S THEME: NOMAN’S MIX
SCENE 6: (BOLAND)
IN WHICH SAM_AI_AM DISCOVERS THEIR ORIGIN AND EVERYONE RE-)UNITES AROUND CRACKING THE CODE FROM MARS.
MØRMØR’S THEME: SOUL MIX
SCENE 7: (OVUM)
IN WHICH FAKE FAKE NEWS IS HACKED AND XOCHILL REVEALS HERSELF AS THE REAL REVOLUTIONARY IN THE BATTLE OF OVUM.
XOCHILL’S THEME: PARTY MIX (REDEEMER’S EDIT)
HRTM 08: OUTRO/CODA IN WHICH WE LEARN WHAT HAPPENS LATER.
SAM_AI_AM’S THEME: MORNING MIX
XOCHILL’S THEME: PARTY MIX (REPRISE)
CAST
In order of appearance
LYREBIRD.AI
voice avatar trained by LISE HALLER BAGGESEN
ANNIE AGUILAR
CHRISTAN THOMPSON
YAO WANG & HANNAH OLIVER
STEPHANIE HEWETT
VALERIE MENDEZ
SONIA PINTO-SCHERSTUL
CHRISTINA SOLOMON * MIA ANGELINA TOLER
ASTRID MORITZ MACADAMS * JANE RUDENKO
CHOREOGRAPHY
STEPANIE HEWETT
STAGE DIRECTOR / PRODUCTION MANAGER
JACKIE KATZ
SCRIPT
LISE HALLER BAGGESEN
SCORE
AVERY R YOUNG & JONATHAN ROSS
MUSIC
AVERY R YOUNG
Vocals/Moog/Synthesizer/Hand Claps/Foot Stomps/Sound Effects
TIMOTHY “CREAM” JONES
Guitar
JUSTIN DILLARD
Keys/Synthesizer
ALEX WING
Bass/Guitar/Theremin
JOVIA ARMSTRONG
Percussion/Drum Programming
TODD CARTER
Engineer
ELEANOR ROSS
Vocals
JONATHAN ROSS
Engineer/Synthesizer/Soundscapes/Drum Programming